Saturday, August 05, 2006
Denise Richards could probably get any guy. Instead she chose a gambling addict/ex-alcoholic/drug addict/kiddie porn viewer/prostitute user to father her children and is on the rebound with a 47 year old guy who hasn't changed his hairstyle since 1987. Regardless, we think that Denise and Richie will last longer than J Lo's second marriage. Thoughts?
Is this what happens when Jessica dresses herself?
Joe Simpson wants his sweater back-- and I think a hooker on Hollywood Blvd wants her shoes back.
The Doctors of Pop recommend the movie version of Miami Vice to those who liked the old series and to those who like director Michael Mann. Nevertheless, be prepared that the movie is very dark and not at all funny. Colin Farrel sounds very strange in the film. He has one of those mid-Atlantic accents that sounds odd (although not as weird as Madonna's accent). We still like him but hope that he only chooses movies where he can use his adorable Irish accent. Meanwhile, Don Johnson is busy buying his 17 year old daughter Dakota (with Melanie "i heart antonio" Griffith) cigarrettes. At least buy her unfiltered ones!
Hillary Duff will be giving a free concert in Washington DC.
In a related story, ear plugs have been sold out in Washington DC.
(Pete Doherty- the moron that cocaine Kate is in love with)
Seriously, this guy makes Kevin Federline seem like a catch!
If I went from dating Johnny Depp to Pete Doherty, I'd start
doing drugs heavily too.
The big mystery is why her publicist lets her speak. In an interview for GQ magazine, the journalist asked her what she thought of British Prime Minister Tony Blair. “Who’s Tony Blair?” she asked. “Oh, yeah…he’s like your president? I don’t know what he looks like.” She then went on to lie about only having slept with a couple of guys. She apparently does not know that "a couple" does not mean 456. How many guys do you think that she's slept with, and does anyone think that she can read at a second grade level? Post your comments
(Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton in Malibu) Lindsay Lohan claimed in an interview with Matt Lauer that she was the hardest working person she knows. By hardworking, apparently she meant, drinking, smoking and having sex with guys. Wow! She does work hard!