The 8th wonder of the world

Historians have confirmed that they have discovered the 8th wonder of the world.

Paris is so stylish!

From the Sigfried and Roy clothing collection for morons

Denise Richards has great choice in men.

Denise Richards could probably get any guy. Instead she chose a gambling addict/ex-alcoholic/drug addict/kiddie porn viewer/prostitute user to father her children and is on the rebound with a 47 year old guy who hasn't changed his hairstyle since 1987. Regardless, we think that Denise and Richie will last longer than J Lo's second marriage. Thoughts?

Brigitte Nielsen hand me downs?

This came on loan from Brigitte Nielsen who wore it at her 5th wedding to some Italian guy who doesn't speak English.

The real reason why Adam Levine cut off their fling

Is this what happens when Jessica dresses herself?
Joe Simpson wants his sweater back-- and I think a hooker on Hollywood Blvd wants her shoes back.

Mission Accomplished!

We thought that no one could do it, but Britney managed to make herself look trashier than her loser husband.

Cocaine Kate

Kate ran out of crack to smoke

How long will they last? (now that Tori is poor)

There are two important questions. How long will they last? And how much did Tori pay for her Jessica Simpson hair extensions?

Who's marriage will last longer?

(Britney looking beautiful with her baby Sean)

Britney Spears and Kevin Federloser.....

or J Lo and her tiny husband, Marc Anthony?

She may weigh more than him, but at least he can sing.

The Classier Hilton?

Are we sure that she's the classier Hilton?
Britney Spears called: she wants the wig that she used in that interview where she looked like white trash back.

Who's Hotter?

We thank one of our readers for suggesting this face-off.
Who's hotter: Leo's ex Giselle (looking hot above in Rolling Stone) or....


Leo's current girlfriend, Israeli model Bar Rafaeli?

We love Alicia!

The Doctors love Alicia because we love people with actual talent.
List of more people with actual talent. (You can agree or disagree on your comments).
Christina Aguilera
Beyonce (a little annoying)
Dave Matthews
Mariah
Kelly Clarkson

Movie Review: Miami Vice

The Doctors of Pop recommend the movie version of Miami Vice to those who liked the old series and to those who like director Michael Mann. Nevertheless, be prepared that the movie is very dark and not at all funny. Colin Farrel sounds very strange in the film. He has one of those mid-Atlantic accents that sounds odd (although not as weird as Madonna's accent). We still like him but hope that he only chooses movies where he can use his adorable Irish accent. Meanwhile, Don Johnson is busy buying his 17 year old daughter Dakota (with Melanie "i heart antonio" Griffith) cigarrettes. At least buy her unfiltered ones!

Trying so hard to not be sexy!

Jessica Alba has raided her grandma's closet and come up with this sexy number.
Not only does she share her grandma's taste in clothes but she also shares grandma's hairstyle!

Hillary Duff's free concert! Raise your hand if you could care less!

Hillary Duff will be giving a free concert in Washington DC.
In a related story, ear plugs have been sold out in Washington DC.

Breaking News! The one guy who is a bigger loser than Kevin Federline!

(Pete Doherty- the moron that cocaine Kate is in love with)
Seriously, this guy makes Kevin Federline seem like a catch!
If I went from dating Johnny Depp to Pete Doherty, I'd start
doing drugs heavily too.

Not cute, not sexy, not funny

Kate Bosworth in 2002 when she was really cute.
The next couple of posts consist of women who are seriously anorexic.
It's really more sad than funny. Others who make the list:
Teri Hatcher
Nicole Richie
Mary Kate Olsen

I'd be sad too if I only survived on lettuce and crack

Kate Bosworth's unsexy new looks explains why Superman underperformed at the box office.

I eat 3000 calories a day

Ellen Pompeo claims to eat 3,000 calories a day. We think that she accidently added a zero. She meant 300 calories a day. Malnutrition can effect how your brain functions.

What the hell has happened to Anna?

What on earth has happened to Anna Kournikova?
Scroll down to see Anna back when she used to eat.

Beautiful Anna

Beautiful Anna

People who smoke crack should not dress themselves

Mary Kate dropped out of college so that she can read tarot cards full time on Hollywood Blvd.

Petra is beautiful, James Blunt is white and pasty

Petra Nemcova, a beautiful super model is still dating James Blunt. Clearly love is blind and deaf.

Smoking is very glamorous

I wonder what Mary-Kate's eating coach thinks of her smoking habit. She must be stressed out with school and everything. Wait, I forgot. She dropped out of school.

Catherine was so beautiful!

This picture must have been taken before she met Michael Douglas and he made her look 52.

Paris says no to sex

Paris Hilton made the announcement that she was giving up sex for a year and wants to change the way that people see her. Nothing says classy like a big hickey on your neck!

Coke does a body good!

Gee, I wonder why H & M fired her.
That's a close-up picture of cocaine Kate.

Team Stupid

(The Hiltons walking in West Hollywood)
Apparently they ran out of Team Stupid t-shirts.

Tara raids Paris Hilton's closet

(Tara Reid on a boat in the Mediterranean)
She borrowed the top from Paris. The skirt was borrowed from Jackie Stallone.

Mischa and her cocaine dealer

Mischa's weird looking boyfriend (Cisco Adler) tries to remove the stick from her butt.

Paris "I'm a total moron" Hilton speaks

The big mystery is why her publicist lets her speak. In an interview for GQ magazine, the journalist asked her what she thought of British Prime Minister Tony Blair. “Who’s Tony Blair?” she asked. “Oh, yeah…he’s like your president? I don’t know what he looks like.” She then went on to lie about only having slept with a couple of guys. She apparently does not know that "a couple" does not mean 456. How many guys do you think that she's slept with, and does anyone think that she can read at a second grade level? Post your comments

Skeletons only eat ice

I guess Nicole did not get the memo that ice is not enough to help her gain weight. Heidi Klum, meanwhile eats some ice cream and continues to have more babies with Seal while looking beautiful.

The Hardest Working Person in the World

(Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton in Malibu) Lindsay Lohan claimed in an interview with Matt Lauer that she was the hardest working person she knows. By hardworking, apparently she meant, drinking, smoking and having sex with guys. Wow! She does work hard!

Still a loser

Yup, even when he's not wearing his stupid wifebeater, he still looks like a total loser. Apparently, he stole this outfit from a pimp somewhere in Atlantic City.

Most Mentally Challenged Couple

Table for Stupid, Calling Table for Stupid