30 seconds to mars = 30 seconds til we're bored.

Has anyone else heard how terrible this band is? How much did Jared Leto have to pay to get these fans?

Does Suri exist???

Penepole Cruz is just the latest to "claim" to have spotted TomKat's latest "progeny". We all know that US Weekly has posted a meter measuring how long it's been since little Suri's been spotted. The Doctors of Pop are similarly suspicious. Does Suri exist? Kate's bump did seem to fluctuate dramatically from day to day and any industry insider will tell you Cruise is gay.... Talk amongst yourselves.

For those who care...

(Brooke Burke leaving a cosmetic surgeon's office in LA.)
US Weekly reports that Brooke Burke is pregnant with David Charvez's baby. Given her penchant for plastic surgery it probably would've been more economical to stay with that plastic surgeon husband than with has-been Charvez.

What does Beckham see in her???

Are those from Jessica Simpson's new hair extensions line?

People who think they are funny, but they're not!

Not Funny, never will be
Cameron Diaz
Drew Barrymore
Teri Polo
Jenny McCarthy
Ashton Kutcher

Most annoying duo of the week

In a recent poll from MSNBC, 92% of people polled believed that La Lohan was going down theTara Reid track (as in soon to be starring on Taradise). Ouch! Maybe your mom should stop defending you and tell you to stop drinking, smoking and sleeping with guys.

It's good to have money when you don't have talent

She is looking a lot better, but her beauty is about as real as Paris Hilton's blue eyes. Apparently Marie Claire readers are so outraged by Ashlee that they have ordered that she never grace the magazine again, Marie Claire plans on complying with this wish. Ashlee- come clean. That ain't your nose and apologize for being an annoying hypocrite. While you're at it, also apologize for being a big idiot!

very cute

Couples that are not annoying, but are very cute:
Rachel Mcadams and Ryan Gosling
Matthew McConnaughey and Penelope (get back together!)
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck
Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Skarsgard

They are starting to look alike

Couples that are looking more alike:
Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner
Noah Wyle and Tracy Warbin
Talisa Soto and Benjamin Bratt
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott
(when will she be putting Dean's face on her arm?)
Also we wonder what Dean thinks about his wife's
lack of inheritance?

You've hit the wall!

Has hit a wall or is about to hit a wall:
Lindsay Lohan
Mel Gibson
Nick Nolte
Tara Reid
John Travolta
Meg (please tell me she is not paying someone to come up with this look)

Why do I know this guy's name?

Why do I know these people’s names?
Cacee Cobb
Scott Sartiano
Stavros/Paris Latsis
Braxton Olita
Trace Ayala
Rachel Zoe
Talan Torriero
Ken Paves

Is this Meg Ryan?

Most Embarrassing
David Hasselhoff
Shannon Doherty
Paris Hilton
Tom Cruise
Courtney Love

Couples we could care less about

Couples that we could care less about:
Nicole Richie and DJ AM
John Travolta and Kelly Preston
Eminem and Kim (weird lipstick)
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie
Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton
Nikki Hilton and Kevin Connely

You take yourself too seriously!

You Take Yourself Too Seriously:
Jennifer Aniston
Heath Ledger
Russel Crowe
Tyra Banks
Star Jones

Trying to redeem herself

Trying to redeem herself from those awful bikini photos
(with a new look, but it's still not working)

hint* get rid of your two big new friends
and stop emulating the drinking habits of Richard Burton

Actually that's the best picture I have seen of her in a long time

Most Boring Couples

Most Boring Couples:
Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar
Jennifer Love Hewitt and this guy

Not quite anorexic

Not quite anorexic...
(but looks like they have to work out 5 hours a day and eat almost nothing):
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Aniston
Jessica Simpson
Kelly Ripa
Christine Taylor
La Lohan