Friday, August 04, 2006
Penepole Cruz is just the latest to "claim" to have spotted TomKat's latest "progeny". We all know that US Weekly has posted a meter measuring how long it's been since little Suri's been spotted. The Doctors of Pop are similarly suspicious. Does Suri exist? Kate's bump did seem to fluctuate dramatically from day to day and any industry insider will tell you Cruise is gay.... Talk amongst yourselves.
(Brooke Burke leaving a cosmetic surgeon's office in LA.)
US Weekly reports that Brooke Burke is pregnant with David Charvez's baby. Given her penchant for plastic surgery it probably would've been more economical to stay with that plastic surgeon husband than with has-been Charvez.
In a recent poll from MSNBC, 92% of people polled believed that La Lohan was going down theTara Reid track (as in soon to be starring on Taradise). Ouch! Maybe your mom should stop defending you and tell you to stop drinking, smoking and sleeping with guys.
She is looking a lot better, but her beauty is about as real as Paris Hilton's blue eyes. Apparently Marie Claire readers are so outraged by Ashlee that they have ordered that she never grace the magazine again, Marie Claire plans on complying with this wish. Ashlee- come clean. That ain't your nose and apologize for being an annoying hypocrite. While you're at it, also apologize for being a big idiot!
Couples that are looking more alike:
Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner
Noah Wyle and Tracy Warbin
Talisa Soto and Benjamin Bratt
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott
(when will she be putting Dean's face on her arm?)
Also we wonder what Dean thinks about his wife's
lack of inheritance?
Couples that we could care less about:
Nicole Richie and DJ AM
John Travolta and Kelly Preston
Eminem and Kim (weird lipstick)
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie
Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton
Nikki Hilton and Kevin Connely
Trying to redeem herself from those awful bikini photos
(with a new look, but it's still not working)
hint* get rid of your two big new friends
and stop emulating the drinking habits of Richard Burton
Actually that's the best picture I have seen of her in a long time